grinderman2:

grinderman2:

have you guys seen the birds that look like they’re wearing joy division shirts

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yungterra:

"all rap sounds the same!" The man booms over the sound of some AC/DC song

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yungkawaiiinigga:

what if ur girl has a old person name like how would you feel hittin from the bike talkin bout some “ooooo yea gertrude” ” suck my meat thelma” 

tastefullyoffensive:

Coming soon, to a theatre near you. [bitfiend]

yungkawaiiinigga:

y niggas who mainly listen to rock hate on chief keef videos with “is this even english” actin like they understood wtf kurt cobain was saying before they googled the shit

gotitforcheap:

cute girl on the street: hey do you have the time?

me: sure do! 8:15

cute girl on the street: thanks 

me: so what are we?

v-for-valkyr:

C̮͖̬ U̧͕͈̩̺͙ ̼̹̮̞Ú̼ ͕͕U̡̙̫̩̞ ̧͙͉U̞̦ ̲͚̪̹͘Ṷ̮͔̲̗́ ̣͎̕T̷̝̳̺̦

v-for-valkyr:

C̮͖̬ U̧͕͈̩̺͙ ̼̹̮̞Ú̼ ͕͕U̡̙̫̩̞ ̧͙͉U̞̦ ̲͚̪̹͘Ṷ̮͔̲̗́ ̣͎̕T̷̝̳̺̦

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yungterra:

Chief Keef: ”Oh no! I’m late to class!” *runs to class*

*bumps into sensei in the hallway*

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"S-Sensei! I apologize for my cluelessness!"

(Source : yungterra)

My boys side chick just posted a pic of her sucking his dick on Instagram and tagged his girl smh. This nigga is sitting in my living room mad quiet with his head in his hands

thahalfrican:

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officialcrow:

im still to immature to have a girl try and bring toys into the mix in bed every time i see a girl with anal beads up in there i just imagine myself doing the beyblades let ‘er rip and pulling that shit like the starter cord on a lawnmower