have you guys seen the birds that look like they’re wearing joy division shirts
what if ur girl has a old person name like how would you feel hittin from the bike talkin bout some “ooooo yea gertrude” ” suck my meat thelma”
y niggas who mainly listen to rock hate on chief keef videos with “is this even english” actin like they understood wtf kurt cobain was saying before they googled the shit
cute girl on the street: hey do you have the time?
me: sure do! 8:15
cute girl on the street: thanks
me: so what are we?
im still to immature to have a girl try and bring toys into the mix in bed every time i see a girl with anal beads up in there i just imagine myself doing the beyblades let ‘er rip and pulling that shit like the starter cord on a lawnmower