y niggas who mainly listen to rock hate on chief keef videos with “is this even english” actin like they understood wtf kurt cobain was saying before they googled the shit
cute girl on the street: hey do you have the time?
me: sure do! 8:15
cute girl on the street: thanks
me: so what are we?
Chief Keef: ”Oh no! I’m late to class!” *runs to class*
*bumps into sensei in the hallway*
"S-Sensei! I apologize for my cluelessness!"
im still to immature to have a girl try and bring toys into the mix in bed every time i see a girl with anal beads up in there i just imagine myself doing the beyblades let ‘er rip and pulling that shit like the starter cord on a lawnmower
I think grocery stores should only play migos